Overhead Gamestonks chatter at the Cottenboro GAZ

I can hear two bougie people at dropping off fresh apples at the free market here expressing concern that a "bunch of trolls" are going to "ruin their retirement."

And last night I heard an anarcho-mutualist asking "how do we… can we buy a stock?"

If any of you make oodles of money speculating the stock market, btw, I would like about $2.5k for dental work, $2k to get a big nice loom from where it is to me, and like $4k to set up a 1acre farm for a local coalition of local Afro-Indigenous wannabe-land stewards.

Near as I can tell, money is getting so fake that ~$9k is no longer a reasonable amount to just… ask for, so, there you go.

As I was writing this, the two bougie people went on to say, "If we just gave out stimulus checks every month this wouldn't happen."

Apparently the White House is talking about this, too, as of yesterday, which is a pivot from the 100 day plan.

Congratulations, US Leftists, a bunch of people who self-identify with their lack of knowledge and wit brought universal basic income to the table faster than y'all ever managed.